Terence, this is stupid stuff

Terence, this is stupid stuff

A. E. Housman

“Terence, this is stupid stuff:

You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can’t be much amiss, ‘tis clear,

To see the rate you drink your beer.

But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,

It gives a chap the belly-ache.

The cow, the old cow, she is dead;

It sleeps well, the horned head:

We poor lads, ‘tis our turn now

To hear such tunes as killed the cow.

Pretty friendship, ‘tis to rhyme

Your friends to death before their time

Moping melancholy mad:

Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.”

Why, if ‘tis dancing you would be

There’s brisker pipes than poetry.

Say, for what were hop-yards meant,

Or why was Burton built on Trent?

Oh, many a peer of England brews

Livelier liquor than the Muse,

And malt does more than Milton can

To justify God’s ways to man.

Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink

For fellows whom it hurts to think:

Look into the pewter pot

To see the world as the world’s not.

And faith, ‘tis pleasant till ‘tis past:

The mischief is that ‘twill not last.

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair

And left my necktie God knows where,

And carried half-way home, or near,

Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:

Then the world seemed none so bad,

And I myself a sterling lad;

And down in lovely muck I’ve lain,

Happy till I woke again.

Then I saw the morning sky:

Heigho, the tale was all a lie;

The world, it was the old world yet,

I was I, my things were wet,

And nothing now remained to do

But begin the game anew.

Therefore, since the world has still

Much good, but much less good than ill,

And while the sun and moon endure

Luck’s a chance, but trouble’s sure,

I’d face it as a wise man would,

And train for ill and not for good.

‘Tis true, the stuff I bring for sale

Is not so brisk a brew as ale:

Out of a stem that scored the hand

I wrung it in a weary land.

But take it: if the smack is sour,

The better for the embittered hour;

It should do good to heart and head

When your soul is in my soul’s stead;

And I will friend you, if I may,

In the dark and cloudy day.

There was a king reigned in the East:

There when kings will sit to feast,

They get their fill before they think

With poisoned meat and poisoned drink.

He gathered all that springs to birth

From the many-venomed earth;

First a little, thence to more,

He sampled all her killing store;

And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,

Sate the king when healths went round.

They put arsenic in his meat

And stared aghast to watch him eat;

They poured strychnine in his cup

And shook to see him drink it up:
They shook, they stared as white’s their shirt:

Them it was their poison hurt.

--I tell the tale that I heard told.

Mithridates, he died old.

To say I know exactly what this poem is about would be a complete lie. I see it touches on the subject of beer, and also the disloyalty of royal servants, but beyond that not much. So in my best efforts to find a theme I will say this poem is on Gluttony (or over indulgence.)

So we start the poem off with the narration of someone talking about/to Terence. Mentioning the way he eats, and drinks, and makes rhyme and music. The picture that is burning hot in my head is the image of some Viking bar, where a bold bartender with a long mustache is handing out pints of beer to his over-comfortably weighted guests. What I think get from the first two stanzas is that the poet is trying to tell how this man is eating, drinking, and dancing his way out of reality, that is ultimately futile.

In the next stanza I think he’s kind of wrapping up his point in saying that even great kings who have huge feasts, and can continually drown themselves in food and drink, so to end up dying from the poison, maybe that poison being cholesterol.

Like I said before there is a lot in this poem that I don’t get, most of them being allusions that I am unfamiliar with.

Hope you enjoyed dat!